Jane (10:03 a.m.): When will i start period anyway?
Lucy (10:05 a.m.): If school is cancelled tomorrow, I'm going to put my head in, on, or around the oven.
Jane (10:05 a.m.): omfg I know. i do not heart this snow day. i may go shining on my husband.
Lucy (10:53 a.m.):I'm already crying and convinced that I'm the most unfit mother ever.
Jane (10:57 a.m.): how many time have you spanked? i've spanked and yelled. I told my neighbor her kids could not come over but they could play outside. in the cold. U R a fine mother. I'm a yeller.
Lucy (10:59 a.m.): And, having my period. I am so fun today!
Jane (11 a.m.): Husband pissed at me because I told son he could play with an ice scraper.
Jane (11:01 a.m.): i'm going to pig out all day.
Lucy (11:04 a.m.): I told Joseph he was ungrateful and that his grandmother would have spanked my ass if I acted half as rudely as he does.
Lucy (11:05 a.m.): I also yelled at Henry. My baby. For whining incessantly
Lucy (11:05 a.m.): Good times!
Jane (11:06 a.m.): Hang in there...only 8 more hours til bedtime. Maybe I can put my kids to bed early.
Lucy (11:32 a.m.): I just horked down an entire kashi pizza. Wiped my lips on my sleeve too. Just as refined as a bear at the dump.
Jane (11:33 a.m.): Ate enchiladas followed by peanutbutter.
Lucy (11:35 a.m.): [MULTIMEDIA MESSAGE]:
Jane (12:02 p.m.): I think the sun is coming out!
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How's the weather where you are?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You girls are the silliest! Damn, I wish I had cookie dough:(
ReplyDeleteI forgot to say how much I wanted it to be Snow-mosa time.
ReplyDeleteI think I love this in an almost inappropriate way.
ReplyDeleteI love these snippets between you two.
ReplyDeleteMakes me feel so at home, and brings me a smile.
So adorable. Do you follow 2girls on a bench?
Every post is like this, and I follow them daily...because this is adorable to me.